Ultimate Problems

@UltiProblems

The biggest problem is that you are not playing ultimate right now.

Joined December 2011

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  1. May 9

    When a new team tries to recruit you to play for them:

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  2. May 6

    What I'm thinking when I get the disc anywhere close to the endzone:

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  3. Apr 27

    "Was that for me?"

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  4. Apr 25

    It is the final week that Brien Sherry is in charge of the account:

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  5. Apr 14

    Dude if you want to run that much just apply

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  6. Apr 13

    Standing on the sideline waiting to play the next point when it's raining

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  7. Apr 12

    When the wind calms down right when your opponents are supposed to be going upwind.

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  8. Apr 8

    Is there still a Captain's Clause I haven't actually read the rules in 4 years...

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  9. Apr 8

    The Captain's Clause can negate any law as long as both captains agree

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  10. Apr 4

    Got my mark beat on a deep strike. Handler is looking for a dump.

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  11. Mar 16

    Ultimate Twitter this morning:

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  12. Mar 14
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  13. Mar 10
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  14. Mar 8

    Getting looked off of a wide open in-cut in favor of a 50/50 huck.

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  15. Mar 7

    When you want to throw a hammer but nobody is cutting for your hammer.

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  16. Mar 2

    When my teammate drops an easy catch in the endzone:

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  17. Feb 18
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  18. Feb 15

    Primary handler smokes weed right before Sunday bracket games

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  19. Feb 4

    Now this is a crypto scheme I can actually get behind

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  20. Jan 28

    My usual club season:

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