Splexy

@UhOhNoGo

Life saver by day. Insatiable book addict by night. Pearl unclutcher and whiskey drinker somewhere in between.

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Joined August 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 29

    INSANE: You know how people say “I can’t even draw a stick figure lololol” well try actually drawing a stick figure. You can’t. It’s fucking hard.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    The only time the word “BREAKING” on twitter should be used is by news accounts or people who are using it ironically. If you’re just a regular person, please don’t say BREAKING before reiterating 12 hour old news.

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  3. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    This is why you don't hire a $0.25 photo retoucher:

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  4. 7 hours ago

    Avenatti can’t even win this

    Who is the bigger loser?
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  5. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    LOL you guys just think about the fact that Elizabeth Warren took recipes that she plagiarized from a famous French chef and sent them to a cookbook called Pow Wow Chow wherein she listed herself as a Cherokee. It’s seriously like something George Costanza would do or something.

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  6. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Block accounts that look like this. They are bots and are everywhere all of a sudden. They are programed to report you to get you suspended. They want to get as many of us kicked off twitter before the midterm as they can. They don't use English very well. Obviously foreign.

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  7. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    In one week gets Kavanaugh on SCOTUS, torches NBC over the civil war, gets legal fees from Avenatti suit & Warren a 2020 frontrunner sets herself on fire. When that goofy bastard’s fortunes change, they *really change.

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  8. 9 hours ago

    She’s not gonna fuck you, bro

    Replying to @UhOhNoGo
    What r those?
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  9. 9 hours ago

    Any day now, .

    Replying to @UhOhNoGo @ReeceNY89
    Amazing. All these anal tears and burns and blunt force trauma and yet it completely contradicts the findings discussed in these court transcripts. So let’s see these medical reports, Reece.
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  10. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    K.O

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  11. 10 hours ago

    You’re excellent at judging character, you should play the lottery.

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  12. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    U/D Manhattan: Park Ave and Esst 96 St, Serious MVA involving a motorcycle, possibly a off duty MOS Involved.

    Manhattan: Park Ave and East 96 St, CIS requested in regards to a serious MVA involving a motorcycle, 3 victims removed 1 aided with CPR in progress.
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  13. 10 hours ago

    Wow

    UPDATE: Child victims in Tennessee murder-suicide range in age from 8-16 years-old
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  14. 10 hours ago

    And the only way you can be trusted to be able to spot ignorance when you see it is if you were standing in front of a mirror. Like I said anybody who hinges heinous accusations based on a clip of a kid crying and a blurb on a GoFundMe page just ain’t it. 👍🏼

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  15. 10 hours ago

    You have no idea what’s up. That’s the point of this whole thing but it’s kind of cute and silly to see you claim that you can

    Replying to @UhOhNoGo
    Just as you get to talk down to people like you have been all day, I get to see what’s up and call ignorance out when I see it. You aren’t the only one with opinions miss thing
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  16. 12 hours ago

    Fun fact: You don’t get to call anybody ignorant when your entire argument hinges on a video of a kid crying and a blurb on a GoFundMe page.

    Replying to @LuxMeaMundiAM @Gears_R_Us @UhOhNoGo
    The amount of ignorance displayed by the people saying “the kid is just a pawn”, no one told you to donate money. You can call the county and fight for the kid another way without forking over cash. They clearly know the woman. They can’t be that thick in the head
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  17. 14 hours ago

    🔥 hot take alert: “There’s been no evidence that’s been presented but this girl prob just knows the family.” F*n beautiful.

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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 11

    I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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  19. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material

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  20. 17 hours ago

    SEEEEEEEEEEEEE we’re totally safe come on up!

    JUST IN: New York City had its first weekend without a shooting in at least 25 years - NYDN
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