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eat more plants. use spf 50+. drink lots of water.
Swartland, South AfricaBorn 1980Joined January 2010
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I’m sure he will be very philosophical about all this
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The kak one
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Very nice charity event
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🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
FREDDY LONGEST-LIVED CYCLONE
Going on 32 days and strengthening, #Freddy will be the longest-lived cyclone the world has ever documented.
Freddy is crushing the previous record set back in 1994: Hurricane John’s 31-day streak across the Pacific.
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My mense
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Twitter don't show images at the moment. Sigh.
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We are so special man ❤️😂
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This granadilla is going insane
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. They removed the drawers. And her chair was glued / fixed so it could not move up or down, as that was another perk for a higher level.
She had to sign out toilet paper per ply. She was allowed 3 x 1 ply per day.
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You want to understand how broken and petty the Apartheid government was?
My mom worked as clerk in a government org. She started as a junior clerk. It means she got a chair and a desk with no drawers (specified as such). Since it was a small town the only desk there had drawers
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Elons kids are just George and Steve etc. But in /Xam.
Fun fact: The United States does not have an official language at the federal level, so you can file your taxes and legal documents in Klingon if you like?
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WIN a Steam Deck OR Xbox Series X!🎮
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#gaming #fanart #win
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True or false: TV shows aren't suddenly better; we've just gotten used to lower budget/effort shows during Covid. Our expectations have lowered.
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Tasted 20 different Italian ( all regions) wines yesterday and for the price : South African wines are far superior. The only wine I really liked was R905 a bottle. I have several R400-R700 bottles at home that beats even that one if I’m honest.
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*International artist announced for shows in JHB and CT
"WHY NOT DURBAN????"
*Gestures vaguely at Durban
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I’m at the age where my nose hair trimmer sounds like a weedwacker.
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How cool is this
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Derp
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Amigos I need some help: what can I use to send a take out or eat out (behave) voucher to a team member I have in PE?
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Silent electrical cars are going to kill so many pedestrians on our roads. Our people don’t look when crossing and if they do they look the wrong way.
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Reloading the house pentagram
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Nvidia's new GPU drivers will now upscale any web video all the way to 4K. Great for blurry old YouTube videos, low quality Twitch streams, and even getting 4K Netflix without paying extra 👀 Details here:
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(The instruction is to mail CV to an address. That's it. They can use any email from any account. Just mail me.)
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Place add for job online with details on how to apply for job. Out off the 50, 2 followed the instruction.
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🚨 Alert: #LastPass has revealed a second attack that compromised encrypted password vaults.
It was a result of a keylogger on a #DevOps engineer's home PC, info from a third-party data breach, and a #vulnerability in a third-party software package.
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Tequila is the devil. The delicious devil.
At least the apocalypse is consistent
This is pretty much what I have stored at all times. I’d have the same in New York or London. It’s basic common sense.
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The US security alert advised staff and travellers to “memorise family members’ phone numbers, maintain 72-hours’ worth of supplies at home by stockpiling nonperishable food, 3l of drinking water per person per day and medicines and first aid supplies”.
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Then it will be worse than this. So drink up. Enjoy the moment because if there is anything beyond death, then we are truly fucked.
I think about this every time I have a very good day.
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