Why would anyone need a wifi enabled sex toy? Really?
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Never know when you might need to update your Facebook status...pic.twitter.com/InG4z4O3IM
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo dilos.
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No you aren’t Hannah...
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Screaming is a waste of time when you should be heeding my sound dildo hiding advice.
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Well thats just reDICKulous!!!
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Who buys a dildo with a camera
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Wait, why do dildos have cameras or need WiFi?
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Why would a dildo need WiFi?
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Why would a dildo need a camera
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Whatever happens to a couple of AA batteries?
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Those things exist? Now I'm gonna be very suspicious every time my internet is slow.
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A dildo camera?
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Perv...!
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***Urgent Message for
@Superma27801196 **** Change your Wi-fi passcode ASAP and dispose of all current Wi-fi enabled dildos (the ones you use on yourself). From memory the ones your wife uses to peg you are analogue.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hold the phone, dildos have cameras?
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They've gone beyond facial recognition.
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Bad tech
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