The opposite happens to my penis
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A request to ‘count the number of windows in your house or apartment’ was especially revealing – all could do this accurately, but without consulting an ‘image’ of their home.
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You are also taller in the morning then when you go to bed and you weigh less then you do at the end of the day that's why it's better to weigh yourself in the morning when you get out of bed.
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So, if I'm sleepy all day, I'm working with a shrunken, much smaller brain. I may've done it for days at a stretch.
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More lies
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Yours is always in the 'evening'
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