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    UberFacts‏Verified account @UberFacts Sep 28

    JK Rowling just retroactively made Neville Longbottom a murdererhttps://nypost.com/2018/09/27/jk-rowling-just-retroactively-made-neville-longbottom-a-murderer/ …

    3:32 PM - 28 Sep 2018
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      1. Chris Madsen‏ @rule5pick Sep 28
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        Ummm... Neville saved his friends lives. This is not murder. This is justifiable homicide and/or self-defense (since they were at war an all).

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      1. Richard Whelan‏ @Rwhelan02 Sep 28
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        Even if nagini is a person, she was still literally seconds away from killing two of his friends.

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      1. 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔸𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖‏ @alexalice18 Sep 28
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        pic.twitter.com/40JnGO7g9Y

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      1. Rod‏ @mrwritor Sep 28
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        Nagini was no longer a person. It was a monster possesed by the dark magic of becoming a horrocrux.

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      2. Olivia‏ @LittleJediGirl Sep 28
        Replying to @UberFacts

        And all the witches and wizards that were killed that day weren’t murdered by someone? Did they magically pass away?? No they had a war, and people kill people in war to survive... Neville saved his friend lives!

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      3. Gavin Valmont‏ @ChuckTaylorDude Sep 29
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        Well technically they all DID magically pass away 😂

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      1. Cameron Clark‏ @Rooneyb34 Sep 28
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        this is one of the dumbest commentaries in the history of commentaries.

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      1. Kerrie Curtis‏ @KerrieCurtis1 Sep 28
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        @aoifecurtis_ @ada102

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      1. Aracelis Warren‏ @AracelisWarren Sep 28
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        I think she knew what she was doing when she did it. She is #BRILLIANT @jk_rowling

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      1. Christian‏ @Stizzy_Stokes_ Sep 28
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        Lol y’all be doing the most. “Suffering from ailment..” you know how many people Nagini messed up?

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      1. Mikachu‏ @PotterheadMika Sep 28
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        Nagini was no longer a human at that point, she had killed numerous times before and was about to do so again.

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      1. Rick Murphy‏ @RickMurph1 Sep 28
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        Just to remind us of how fragile our childhoods really were.

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      1. Jono‏ @jono_xyz Sep 30
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        Lol you can't retrospectively change things, and she's done so much of that.

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      1. douglas basoene‏ @sandmaker47 Sep 29
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        For the love of all that’s wizardly. How is this a big deal? In a world where ppl already turn to animals

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      1. Drake Holman‏ @riseofskeksis Sep 29
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        @hcookson

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      1. Gavin Valmont‏ @ChuckTaylorDude Sep 29
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        ...pic.twitter.com/ul65Snh0Ko

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      1. Tayo‏ @aerialChasse Sep 29
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        What foolishness is this article?

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      1. That Guy‏ @TexasNick2016 Sep 28
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        This isn’t news. This is actually late af.https://youtu.be/Dh2H5ui608U 

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      1. Vicki Taylor‏ @vcrtaylor Sep 28
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        *howler incoming* 🦉✉️ NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS AN ABSOLUTE HERO .. I WILL FIGHT YOU

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      1. ParrisJ‏ @ParrisJ12 Sep 28
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        Cling to that relevancy with all your might!

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