Slave: yeah uh mister Pharoah sir... Can come in to slave today the missus and the youngling are bleeding out of the vajs Pharoah: we really need you but family comes first .. make sure you get some extra absorbent cotton from the stocks for them S:always knew you were reasonable
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Is that how it played out ?
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Trying to call in in 2018..... Me: Boss, I just got into a flaming car wreck, my Wife just found out she has Cancer, and the family dog bit our baby. Boss: Suck it up and get here on time.
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Also there were slaves and no welfare state.
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How do you know ?
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But was there twitter?
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That should be a thing everywhere
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lol weird
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And we know this as fact because?
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Now they call in sick for their vegan, Trans, liberal snowflake called Joni who identifies as neither, because they cry as a symbol of hope to all the trees aren't heard in the fight against sexist photosynthesis
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That's one way to make them appreciate their job.
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Yeah right....
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Lotta slaves taking time off "work?"
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Damn fuck happened
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