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    UberFacts‏Verified account @UberFacts Sep 26

    Holy water is not allowed to be flushed down the toilet or disposed of in regular plumbing.

    1:17 AM - 26 Sep 2018
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      1. Matt Kirby‏ @matt_kirby75 Sep 26
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Holy shit!

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      2. Rich P.‏ @skeeballbob37 Sep 26
        Replying to @UberFacts

        what if you drink it, can you flush after?

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      3. Sam sowter‏ @SamSowter Sep 26
        Replying to @skeeballbob37 @UberFacts

        Asking real questions here!

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      2. abu‏ @GiLGaLad_ Sep 26
        Replying to @UberFacts

        @jsonkie what happens if you do this

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      3. Darren Carson  🏇‏ @carson1789 Sep 26
        Replying to @GiLGaLad_

        Depends on the amount. Less than a litre gets you a bit of rough and tumble from a priest. More than a litre...instant death 😂😂😂

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      4. abu‏ @GiLGaLad_ Sep 26
        Replying to @carson1789

        Y-you mean the church have eyes in m-my toilet...?

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      1. Coy! Communications‏ @Coy_Com Sep 26
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        ...holy shit!

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      1. CPA | Econ | History | UCLA | Athletics‏ @KoiGoodheart Sep 26
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        Protect Holy water at all costs, but cover up and ignore sexual assault from Priests.

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      1.  🖤OfAnOmAd 💜‏ @mysouldaclown Sep 26
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        Okay but what if the water in the church got turned off and they needed to flush???

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      1. D҉‏ @Dipxsss Sep 26
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        Unless you got Holy shit

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      2. Kirstin Munro‏ @Kiki_Munro Sep 26
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Where does it go then??? 🙃

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      3. Kyle Tye‏ @KyleAndrewTye Sep 26
        Replying to @Kiki_Munro @UberFacts

        Most churches have a way for the water to be disposed underneath the church itself

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      4. Kirstin Munro‏ @Kiki_Munro Sep 27
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        Thank you! Xx

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      1. J Stacy‏ @jere_stacy Sep 26
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        Lol. Wtf

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      1. 🆃🅷🅴 🅱🅸🅶🅹 🅰🆈‏ @jayjohnson Sep 26
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        Boy does it quench your thirstpic.twitter.com/HhOi8ftdjE

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      1. Watson Diggit‏ @towenz Sep 26
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        All drinkable water is holy

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      1. Sophie Umanah  🇳🇬 🇬🇭‏ @SophiiUmanah Sep 26
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        pic.twitter.com/Zmeb9x3x1N

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      1. just some guy‏ @bfd126 Sep 26
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        It’s also generally contains fecal matter due to people having disgusting hygiene habits numerous studies show. Don’t use use it!!!!

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      1. DJ‏ @pFunkdrag Sep 26
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        Just silly. Silly I tell ya

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      1. Carmen Cruz‏ @Carmen_CruzFdez Sep 26
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Then how do u get rid of it? Do u use it to water plants? Does that make them holy plants?

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