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    UberFacts‏Verified account @UberFacts Sep 22

    The popped cork from a champagne bottle travels as fast as 60 miles per hour and can cause some serious damage.

    2:17 PM - 22 Sep 2018
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      1. Green Milk Enthusiast‏ @Seany2209 Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Not if you put flex tape on the cork

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      2. FA‏ @Jonah_3001 Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Yo mama travels as fast as 60 miles per hour and can cause some serious damage.

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      3. Shereeny‏ @Cherryy24 Sep 22
        Replying to @Jonah_3001 @UberFacts

        I hope they block you.

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      2. GW‏ @gab_willo5 Sep 22
        Replying to @KaishaPlatt1x @UberFacts @broganroy

        Makes me piss every time 😩😭😭

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      3. broganroy‏ @broganroy Sep 22
        Replying to @gab_willo5 @KaishaPlatt1x @UberFacts

        The reason I love going out with you 2 😭

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      1. WilliamSpeaksHere‏ @WEMwanders Sep 22
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        If could only harness that power....

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      2. Stephen McCann‏ @STEPHENMCCANN81 Sep 22
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        @FlanneryAine you know 😂😂😂

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      3. Áine‏ @FlanneryAine Sep 22
        Replying to @STEPHENMCCANN81 @UberFacts

        Fuck sake never underestimate the power of a popped cork Haha

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      1. Ol’ 2 Ayes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @Iainwith2ayes Sep 23
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        In my underpants if I’m not expecting it!

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      1. Morgan Dutler‏ @cyclonern Sep 22
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        @GSedore

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      1. BLAIZE MBIA‏ @aviatorsteve Sep 22
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        @aronprice can you hit high notes now?

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      2. Liam Browne‏ @LiamBrowne121 Sep 22
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        @McGuigan1989

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      3. Ryan Mc Guigan‏ @McGuigan1989 Sep 22
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        😂 I coulda killed someone

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      1.  ⚖️ 💛DiNozzo's Probie 💚 🌈‏ @MaryH319 Sep 22
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        Got hit in the butt with one at a New Year's Eve party (through my jeans) once and I had a nasty red spot on my right cheek for days! Owie!!

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