Not if you put flex tape on the cork
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Yo mama travels as fast as 60 miles per hour and can cause some serious damage.
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I hope they block you.
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Makes me piss every time



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The reason I love going out with you 2
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If could only harness that power....
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Fuck sake never underestimate the power of a popped cork Haha
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In my underpants if I’m not expecting it!
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@aronprice can you hit high notes now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I coulda killed someone
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Got hit in the butt with one at a New Year's Eve party (through my jeans) once and I had a nasty red spot on my right cheek for days! Owie!!
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