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    UberFacts‏Verified account @UberFacts Sep 22

    Demodex, the mites that live on your eyelashes, do not have anuses. They release a lifetime's worth of poop on your face when they die.

    10:17 AM - 22 Sep 2018
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      1. A s h l e y‏ @ashIeybrewer Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Ya know, some facts are better left untweetedpic.twitter.com/HRzhzsq4iI

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      1. WELP‏ @Zach62099 Sep 22
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        pic.twitter.com/PAEf8LKwRE

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      1. bruh 💀‏ @SteadyFeels Sep 22
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        Giving 'shitface' a new meaning.

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      1. E.Rose 🇨🇻‏ @TeiXeiraCV Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        i mean how often do they die ?!! how much demodex poop do i have on my eyelid ?!

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      1. dǝssnʎ sı ǝɯɐu ʎɯ ıɥ‏ @AmpayChupe Sep 22
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        what the fuck

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      1. ♡‏ @feelsforsterek2 Sep 22
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        oh great, uhm, thanks for the info i guess..

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      2. Sarah Everthreat  🔪‏ @goddammitsarah Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        I have reported this tweet

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      2. Lexi Forshier‏ @lexi_forshier Sep 22
        Replying to @UberFacts

        @kay_jay_jones 🤢

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      3. Kaylie Jones‏ @kay_jay_jones Sep 22
        Replying to @lexi_forshier @UberFacts

        That’s nasty shit

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      1.  🦈‏ @emabler Sep 22
        Replying to @Britt_Albusche @UberFacts

        An absolute goblin of a creature

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      1. Dry Eye Center of PA‏ @HelpMyDryEyes Sep 22
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        It’s true says @DemodexDemi

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      1. poison ivy‏ @poisonivy_17 Sep 22
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        ... Ewwwwpic.twitter.com/iIZXpBGgQJ

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      1. 𝔼𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕖𝕝‏ @wiillums Sep 22
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        I’ve been lied to about pink eye

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      1. Louise‏ @LPacks Sep 22
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        How rude 🙄

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      1. Dry Eye Center of PA‏ @HelpMyDryEyes Sep 23
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        Here's what's hiding within the eyelashes of those with demodex blepharitis - microscopic evaluation helps in diagnosis and great treatments are available....fear no more!pic.twitter.com/pkZc2mlXKd

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      1. Adam Steinhouse‏ @adamsteinhouse Sep 22
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      1. Kylie Heather‏ @KylieHeather1 Sep 22
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        Wow, I am horrified- whilst my husband is loving this fact. Ewwwwwww

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