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    UberFacts‏Verified account @UberFacts Sep 18

    Worldwide, the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches in length, while the average erect penis is 5.16 inches.

    5:47 AM - 18 Sep 2018
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      1. Dee‏ @DjhdMeier Sep 18
        Replying to @UberFacts

        But how many look like Toad from Mario cart 🤔

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      1. Steve Cundall‏ @stevecundall Sep 18
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        Cue millions of men around the world asking themselves where they put their ruler

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      1. Luke "THE OLE DICK TWIST" Brown‏ @gr4sshopp3r Sep 18
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        Damn. Always below average.

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      1. Eating Ass Like A Cupcake‏ @NahianBh Sep 18
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        I don't mean to brag or anything.... But I'm definitely below the average 😏

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      1. LivinByMyOwnRulez‏ @KingGetoBoy Sep 18
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        Cant tell hoes that

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      1. Pete Wildman‏ @WildmanPete Sep 18
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        Penis length will eventually be the last bastion of the imperial measurement system.

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      1. Porker‏ @nelsnob Sep 18
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        Every insecure guy right now like:pic.twitter.com/tPOIoKCjTm

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      1. Rachel Addison Louis‏ @Rache_Addison Sep 18
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        Which world is this?🙄

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      2. Brandon Mackey‏ @BlahBlahBrando Sep 18
        Replying to @UberFacts

        And that the average vaginal canal is 3-4 inches with the ability to expand 200x when aroused. Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.pic.twitter.com/EtyZnxs2e4

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      2. Glen Qpr Death‏ @glen1974 Sep 18
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Already having a bad day and you tell me that 😀

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      2. Marco‏ @MMarco21 Sep 18
        Replying to @UberFacts

        Bigger than both, yes!! 😂

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      3. Jason McKeon‏ @JayMcK97 Sep 18
        Replying to @MMarco21 @UberFacts

        Millimetres ain't nothin to be proud of

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      1. SPOOP_LUX‏ @Lore_Lux Sep 18
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        Only test I’m above average in

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      1. ※kavinsky※‏ @altermakati Sep 18
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        sapnu puas

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      1. RedSeaPedestrian‏ @chrismcn13 Sep 18
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        We have the Asians to thank for this..

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      1. Rafale kya hisab lagaya ?‏ @Kashif_DXB_KNN Sep 18
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        Now that's called "Lowering the bar"pic.twitter.com/AD3ttnJIph

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