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I'm (really) into parenthesis, oxford commas, and ellipses ... My niece does the best Drake impression.

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Joined December 2008

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  1. 19 hours ago

    Pretty glad my friend didn’t decide to give me 3 monogrammed towels for Christmas

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  2. Dec 26
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    Wow, i can’t believe how technologically-advanced and premonitory that ancient calendar was. (Also, yea, it me)

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  3. Dec 25
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    DMs among friends.

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  4. Dec 25

    Those who can’t take, give.

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  5. Dec 25

    Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken (1991)

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  6. Dec 25

    Walking through Beverly Hills looking like 1. Walk of shame. 2. Bag lady. 3. Super rich?

  7. Dec 24

    I am your snow queen.

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  8. Dec 24

    Wearing white boots to a karaoke dive bar on Christmas Eve, good idea or bad idea?

  9. Dec 23

    This feels artsy.

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  10. Dec 22

    Hey. It’s me. With differentish hair. Taking the same selfies. In a hat. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤳💇🏼‍♀️🎩

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  11. Dec 22

    A little passive aggressive, Spotify

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  12. Dec 20
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    Me, walking onto the lot.

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  13. Dec 20

    Why yes, I am texting everyone I know asking if they want to go to the Gilmore Girls pop up Warner Brothers tour with me.

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  14. Dec 20

    It’s my two favorite marshmallows’ birthdays today!!

  15. Dec 19

    Recently discovered that Behati and Adam Levine have this matching tattoo?

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  16. Dec 19

    Gonna go with a hard “no” on having someone named ‘Lunatic’ come to my apartment to buy my table.

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  17. Dec 19

    Friend: let’s stay 5 more minutes. Me: okay, but I’m gonna do the backpack dance the whole time. (Also the Robot)

  18. Dec 18

    New hair, don’t care?

  19. Dec 17

    I mean, this was my hour-4 Diet Coke ad, so you might imagine.

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  20. Dec 17

    My friend said I looked like a wife waiting for her husband to come home so he could see the gourmet dinner I made him and I’m gonna embrace her vision for a while. (Puppy is clearly not into it)

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