US Consumer Product Safety Commission on Twitter: "Happy Spring! Store your garden hose safely, America!… "

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1. Mathana‏ @justMathana Mar 20
  Replying to @USCPSC
  
  'and that, children, is why garden hoses must be defeated in hand to hand combat. there can be only one true champion of the yard'
  
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1. clairemation‏ @clairemation Mar 20
  Replying to @USCPSC
  
  Caption kind of undersells the danger presented by the hose in this pic
  
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1. Jwily‏ @JulieConvery Mar 20
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  I love these
  
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1. Cocytus awaits you‏ @ugonnaroast4evr Mar 20
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  IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
  
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1. Paul Nadeau‏ @mcm_artist Mar 21
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  Or else it will become sentient and mimic a king cobra, and then I’ll have to use my Kung fu to defend myself from it? Can you send me some of your stuff? Because it’s gotta be way better than my stuff.
  
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1. Jeanne Ball‏ @SaintsRest Mar 21
  Replying to @USCPSC @Nick422
  
  My yard is a trip hazard.
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