human babies, our highest stake consumer product!
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I’m baby
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Turtle babies, however, do come with shells, and please do not put them to sleep on their backs.
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but wat if it's cold
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Throw baby in the volcano
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You shouldn't throw turtles around either.
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Despite what Mario or Luigi tell you.
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Dear USCPSC, when can I "consume" my (human) baby? Thanks, - a concerned parent
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Product Warning! A known defect in the product can cause your baby (human) to stop breathing if put to sleep with pillows and blankets! Send your baby (human) back to the manufacturer for safe disposal or always place on back in empty box during sleep!
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we should genetically engineer babies with shells
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