It's cold. It's icy. You can't summon the Grand Raccoon.
Show this thread
You CAN: Keep your space heater at least 3ft away from anything flammable, America. Also, always plug it into the wall, never a power strip and turn it off before you leave a room or go to sleep.pic.twitter.com/eq1p9Kd2Er
-
-
who runs this account?? i have so many questions
-
I do too. Notably “why aren’t they paid more?”
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
I can't explain how much I love this, the only good governmental Twitter account.
-
The various
@NWS accounts kind of rule, too, actually. But this one is the best, true. - Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
@ElleArmageddon you up for summoning the Grand Raccoon? -
I AM the grand raccoon. I can’t end winter. Why do people keep trying to summon me?
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Why no powestrip? They don’t make them rated for that many watts?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable.
-
Well dangit I tried anyway
End of conversation
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.