You can't summon the Grand Raccoon to end winter.
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An enormous raccoon emerging from behind a snowy mountain. The text reads: You can't summon the grand raccoon to end winter. you can keep your space heater at least 3ft away from anything flammable. Plug it into the wall, never a power strip. Turn it off before
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Hmm,
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Not me sleeping with my space heater on every night.

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dude same. in an rv with cardboard walls, no smoke detector, and no fire extinguisher. all winter. sleeping with it on and leaving it on while away from home.
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I'm not going to stop trying to summon the raccoon
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Wait... Why never a power strip?
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Dear US Consumer Product Safety Commission management staff: This is a good post. You may not understand why or how, but just trust me on it. Sincerely, -A person unaffiliated with any USCPSC social media manager(s)
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Mom, omg, you're embarrassing me!
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