Happy New Year, you wonder meme makers.
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Also make sure any candles you’re using—especially those never-used old candles you found way back in the cabinet—haven’t been recalled, lest you learn that hands can also be flammable.
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(My dad had a painful accident with a gel candle at Christmas two years ago. Fortunately only his hands were injured, and with good and prompt care from a burn unit he recovered.)
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Thank you, Detective Meowlowe
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Happy new year, you absolute genius.
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Det. Jake Meowlowe of the USCPSPSPSPSPSPSC
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