You found it. The Enchanted Scorpion of your dreams.
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This is a good lesson.
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Makes a good stocking stuffer? Ouch.
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How much??
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I want one...
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This looks like a shitpost
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as a Canadian, adult, I am wondering where I can get my hands on an enchanted scorpion.
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"Dad, dad, you've got to get me one of these" "Is it safe?" "All my friends have one" "But is it safe?" "Well... Jay's dad got stung, but he's a dumbass" "True. Okay then."
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Please remember to poke holes in the box if you're going to give an enchanted scorpion as a gift! (Also, talk to the recipient's family about it first.)
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This! You should never give a live scorpion as a surprise.
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