I absolutely love this account but how much LSD was required for this vision?
Make every day an adventure.
Make every day Flying Giraffe day.
Make sure there's a fire extinguisher in your kitchen this #Thanksgiving.pic.twitter.com/NdIKWkhgPR
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However much there was, I’m confident it was done in a safe setting, with a sober friend standing by.
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I think it’s time to replace my kitchen fire extinguisher. Thanks for the reminder, Flying Giraffe!
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Can't wait for the inevitable CPSC/Chuck Tingle crossover
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Never change
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WTF am I looking at?! Are we trying to get 3rd graders to buy fire extinguishers?
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I don't know, but I find it weirdly enchanting
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Legit thought this was a shitpost account for a bit
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I sent to all my friends.
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Hey... You OK?
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