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Wherever you're reading this, unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. Stand by your pan this #Thanksgivingpic.twitter.com/jic6arbY5n
What it's all just one big op.
what if the real friends were the fleets we made along the way?
What do you say @BidenInsultBot?
Take the slow boat to Tinseltown, ya mother-huggin' shuttlecock
The CLARITY!

real eyes realize real lies. Thank you @USCPSC I'm taking this to church this weekend
Which of the commissioners is getting existential today?
Merge the Quinn the Quarantine Fox, Copernicus Jackson and the turkey spaceman, you cowards
It's just Apps all the way down.
What if we had the real app inside us all along?
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