Good morning. Babies don't come with shells.
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This baby comes with a shell, but this is not the average American baby #BabySafetyMonthpic.twitter.com/c4RiV0awp0
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What the shell?!
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There's a Mitch McConnell joke in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to make it.
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how is this a real account
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Hi! I just wanted to let the team behind this page know that I'm engaging with your content - both the messaging embedded in these funny surreal posts and the messaging of the more serious ones - because of the absurd humor. It got me to you and keeps me here too. Awesome job.
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Please really value the person or people who conjure up these weird ideas, even if it means some higher-up asking why there's a turtle with a baby's head on their electronic doohickey screen. This is incredibly smart stuff. I send it to my friends. We learn things. It works.
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recall babies
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