This is why ducks shouldn’t be doctors.
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@aflac am I covered if I get lead poisoning from your duck plushie -
Severely underrated tweet lmao
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UNRELATED, but have yall SEEN all the after market carseat accessories & SIDS curtains for sale on etsy? Just wondering! Love your work!pic.twitter.com/aHBQUTB5mT
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I appreciate the hussle and all but is the SIDS thing a typo or just a really unfortunate acronym?
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everyone loves plush duck, a lovely duck that is squeezable. (Five minutes later: we regret to inform you that plush duck is toxic).
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Yeet the duck
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Finally, Aflac's payback for firing
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Not to mention that “insurance” is a total ripoff.
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i’d get lead poisoning for this duck
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