ps thanks for still Just Being You during These Times.
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I mean, umbrellas have their uses, like from p̶r̶o̶t̶e̶c̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ sheltering from a sudden rainstorm, right?
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Absolutely true that umbrellas are dangerous. Especially the eye poke thing. But how heavy does the umbrella have to be to hurt you by being dropped on your foot? Are there people going around with cast-iron umbrellas?
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I'm guessing dropping the pointy tip straight down, like a knife tip?
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But what can we use to protect ourselves from a downpour if not an umbrella?
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If umbrellas are so dangerous, why are they spring loaded in the first place? Maybe umbrellas are top-secret classified weapons designed by the CIA (Do you ever wish you had a 3 letter acronym? Or is a 6 letter acronym twice as cool)
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Needs to be updated for 2020. Getting shot by a rubber bullet while holding an umbrella. Being tear-gassed while holding an umbrella. Being clubbed with a baton while holding an umbrella.
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Stay inside and watch
@UmbrellaAcad instead to get your umbrella fix.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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i forgot about that, the ex got so mad at me because I couldn't stop laughing (anxiety brain already thought about this particular end ;_;)
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