US Consumer Product Safety Commission on Twitter: "Keep your hand a regular hand not an avocado hand.… "

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1. ꙮ‏ @SuspendedSunset 31 Jan 2020
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  Thank you, USCPSC
  
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1. JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 31 Jan 2020
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  You gotta do the whack.
  
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1. i draw spooky shit‏ @ghadeermc 31 Jan 2020
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1. Peter‏ @sketchyhippos 31 Jan 2020
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  I let my dog cut up my avocados, she's a lot better it at than I am.
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1. Sean G‏ @parsifal 31 Jan 2020
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  You hack a blade into the big nut and turn it to get it out. Then you use a big spoon to get the rest out, optionally scoring with a knife to cube it prior to liberation. That's how you do it like a real big time chef.
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1. Professional Shitposter‏ @FlexasaurusWrex 31 Jan 2020
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  Keep safe out there, people
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1. The Whiggish Interpretation of Lingerie‏ @JohnSchoffstall 1 Feb 2020
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  Also do not cut frozen bagels. Warm in microwave until no longer hard.
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1. Seth Kaplan‏ @sethlkap 1 Feb 2020
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  @ailworth the Feds are subtweeting you
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1. Wholly Guacamole‏ @eatwholly 1 Feb 2020
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  When #avocadohandinsurance comes in HANDY #seewhatwedidthere
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