Here's how to make sure you buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season: https://www.cpsc.gov/Safety-Education/Safety-Education-Centers/holiday-safety … #WednesdayVibespic.twitter.com/Ozu28WaDGa
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It's the perfect gift for you - a normal adult who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion.
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who is this
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The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission is an federal agency tasked with regulating consumer products, including product recalls. They also are currently the exclusive government purveyor of enchanted scorpion-related social media. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/chapter-47 …
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The Trump years do have a few good moments. Unfortunately like this tweet they always end with enchanted scorpions.
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Don't try to cross the stream with the enchanted scorpion. That's enchanted scorpion husbandry 101
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Is mescaline usage endorsed by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission
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I have never loved this account more than when it started using the enchanted scorpion (of my dreams) as an example for a consumer product safety warning. I never thought a government website could so consistently amuse and educate me, yet here we are.
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Enchanted scorpion is love. Enchanted scorpion is life.pic.twitter.com/3xe5rBozCN
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No one talks about Stephen Miller like that.
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