Gotta keep an eye on your turkeys bc you never know when they're going to start striking matches and lighting fires.
On average there are 1800 cooking fires on #Thanksgiving day each year. Stand by your pan this holiday season #FireSafety #TuesdayThoughtspic.twitter.com/7KByfkF9gu
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They're mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore.
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These simply are the best us government tweets hands down!
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Vast improvement
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