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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY May 5

    It took three doctors to remove the cockroach from the Florida woman's ear canal.https://usat.ly/2wbrJXK 

    10:00 AM - 5 May 2018
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      1. Karla Lammers‏ @KarlaLammers May 5
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I fear roaches. I’m so sorry. It took me a wealth of courage to finish reading this article.

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      2. mxda'94‏ @mxda94 May 5
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I have the same thing happening to me rn. It's been like 6 weeks n it's killin my peace. I swear I can hear it n feel move around my ear every night n it's driving me crazy. The doctors in my country are shit n give me useless advices all the time. Help!!

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      3. clutch‏ @ClutchMilroy May 5
        Replying to @mxda94 @USATODAY

        Hydrogen peroxide and water should kill whatever it is and might even cause it to float out if you lay your head on your side.

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      4. mxda'94‏ @mxda94 May 5
        Replying to @ClutchMilroy @USATODAY

        Okay, I'll try that I'll let you know if it works thanks anyway

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      5. clutch‏ @ClutchMilroy May 5
        Replying to @mxda94 @USATODAY

        You're welcome and good luck.

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      6. mxda'94‏ @mxda94 May 5
        Replying to @ClutchMilroy @USATODAY

        Dude, WTF man? You tryna kill me or what? I went to the pharmacy n asked for Hydrogen peroxide n the hommie laughed at me man? Seriously bruh, wtf man? I'm fuckin serious I need help n you shootin crap around mate????!!

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      7. clutch‏ @ClutchMilroy May 5
        Replying to @mxda94 @USATODAY

        It worked for me. Why would someone laugh at a request for hydrogen peroxide?

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      8. mxda'94‏ @mxda94 May 5
        Replying to @ClutchMilroy @USATODAY

        You for real man?

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      9. clutch‏ @ClutchMilroy May 5
        Replying to @mxda94 @USATODAY

        Yes.

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      1.  ▫️‏ @ThisGuyGuide May 5
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        why are conservatives crawling in there?

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      1. Kellie‏ @kellienewman88 May 5
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I had a spider in my ear once. Not fun.

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      1. clutch‏ @ClutchMilroy May 5
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I once had a moth fly into my ear. It went deep into my ear canal. It felt like it was fluttering directly on my brain. Truly nightmarish. I eventually got it out by pouring a mixture of hydrogen peroxide and water into my ear while laying on my side.

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      2. L of the free world‏ @L_of_the_free_w May 5
        Replying to @USATODAY

        When this happens people need to be taught to hold their nose and blow. Use air pressure to pop your ears and blow it out

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      3. L of the free world‏ @L_of_the_free_w May 6
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        It's funny how little common sense doctors have

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      1. Russell Pace‏ @llessur66 May 5
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        pic.twitter.com/MJX70DwcqH

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      1. Mike Latshaw‏ @latshawful May 5
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        Why is this a national story? This is not uncommon.

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      1. Dosmuzic‏ @Dosmuzic May 5
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        😲😲

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      1. Tom Smoorenburg‏ @TomSmoorenburg May 5
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        Like the urban legend of a parasite in you’re ear !pic.twitter.com/y0HmBQspfM

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      1. Sheila BC‏ @sbcouk May 5
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        Uh. No.

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