Guess I'll be taking all my dates to McDonald's
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extra fries, no apple slices!
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So fast food=the new contraceptive? Insurance company's and all rejoice! Eat fast food, not fruit....
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Wow, shocking, bad food is bad for your body and healthy food is good for your body?! Who is the brainiac that just now figured this out?
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Must not have done this study in Mississippi.
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She has no idea that she’s rubbing skin that is a foot and a half from her “tummy”
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So the reason no birth control method worked well for me and I kept having babies was because I didn’t eat at McDonald’s enough?
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Hot women go to McDonalds. What am I supposed to do?
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I thought my children were the result of alcohol and lack of contraceptives. But looking back, she was definitely eating some fruit.
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Fast food in large quantities also works as a reliable male contraceptive by reducing ones dating pool.
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I'm getting fed up with these women walking around eating fruit all the time, just trying to get pregnant.
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My experiences at Walmart beg to differ
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