Me: peeks in the room. Nope! 


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I manage all these people. I have an MBA, thought I was gonna be shooting some hoops
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I drink water by the cooler and have my assistant buy me starbucks with her lunch money




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Take a look at your future son. I got an art degree we should both go for the history degree when you start colege
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My degree says I studied history. I do exactly what my dad did.
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We don't get nap time "legally"
but we do have juice ... and cookies
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Yup, this is where I play with my friends while mom watches t.v. at home
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I couldn't afford a peom dress and won't be able to either
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You will inherit the ability to barely pay the rent from me
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I'm stuck here for twenty years
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