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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY Mar 30

    “Fake news. I take everything back!" Stephen Colbert exclaimed in reaction to an incorrect headline on CNN mistaking his show for SNL. "I apologize! Donald Trump is a great president!”http://usat.ly/2J1yoGB 

    5:26 AM - 30 Mar 2018
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    • 🦃Joseph Helean🦃 Alan Swain Vote November 6th. 🎃💀 mono monstruo👻 John Gelsomino Lori Ann Toney Tim Ytreeide Runningshoe Dartman. Now comes the Pain.
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      2. GeorginaPond‏ @georginapond1 Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Sadly Trump supporters will not comprehend the satire.

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      3. Michael Skibitiansky‏ @MSkibitiansky Mar 30
        Replying to @georginapond1 @USATODAY

        Sarcasm isn't satire. Your condescending attitude ignored. Why bother with a putz? As for schmucky Colbert: he works hard to push for his agenda. Horrible agenda. Those who share his views find him "funny". Enjoy and leave others alone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. CaliGirlStuckInTheMidwest‏ @CassieManzella Mar 30
        Replying to @MSkibitiansky @USATODAY

        pic.twitter.com/N1ZccpvFPd

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      1. Kerry Reade‏ @kerryreade Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Yeahhhh clearly he was joking about the great president part.

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      2. TNgarrett‏ @tngarrett Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        About 10 people watch his show. noone cares.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Saralyn Bora Clay‏ @BoraClay Mar 30
        Replying to @tngarrett @USATODAY

        Is "noone" a word??

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      4. TNgarrett‏ @tngarrett Mar 30
        Replying to @BoraClay @USATODAY

        Sry, shoulda ben No1

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      1. lauren bentley‏ @laurenbentley1 Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        It’s called sarcasm you numbskulls! Did you actually watch the show?!

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      2. Emilio Moreno‏ @Bigrick2 Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Idiot!

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      3. Pete Lopukhov‏ @petrl_me Mar 30
        Replying to @Bigrick2 @USATODAY

        Are you serious? You can't understand comedy? :-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Karen Trivett 🐺 💜 🐉‏ @ket89 Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Seriously! Never heard of sarcasm?

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      1. bingobongobango‏ @marcusmotill Mar 30
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        Come on guys ....

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      1. Common Sense 2018‏ @2018Comsense Mar 30
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        Who is Colbert?

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      1. Embrace life‏ @GrumpyOldeDude Mar 30
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        Trump is a legend in his own lunch time.

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      2. GlitterPrincess‏ @sicks_taryn Mar 31
        Replying to @USATODAY

        F I N A L L Y... he’s getting some respect ... I love our president ... can’t stand how he’s constantly bashed all the time .. ❤️❤️❤️

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      2. therooster33‏ @therooster3333 Mar 30
        Replying to @USATODAY

        WOW never thought i would c that. Yet i believe there's a motive behind it. Colbert said alot of crap against POTUS and it took cnn to make a "MISTAKE" for colbert to call them liars? How stupid can this guy get that he didnt know cnn tells lies.

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      3. Cogito Ergo Sum‏ @dezzthehumanist Mar 31
        Replying to @therooster3333 @USATODAY

        Is snarkiness not a thing in Russia either?

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      4. therooster33‏ @therooster3333 Aug 20
        Replying to @dezzthehumanist @USATODAY

        I could care less wats goin on in Russia. Its wat the LEFT did 2 its ppl and country i care about. The dems Av been lying 2 the usa since they brought slavery there. Its only now that TRUMP is President that their true colors come out. The dems r evil ppl.

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      5. Cogito Ergo Sum‏ @dezzthehumanist Aug 20
        Replying to @therooster3333 @USATODAY

        You certainly like your word salad with a hefty side of Russian dressing, huh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. therooster33‏ @therooster3333 Aug 20
        Replying to @dezzthehumanist @USATODAY

        Yes I do and why NOT. Its not like I destroyed my phones and acid washed my pc like Hillary. But it's ok wen the dems do it. They even got their friends at the FBI to help frame TRUMP by getting a special council without any evidence lol ur a joke and stupid

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      7. Cogito Ergo Sum‏ @dezzthehumanist Aug 20
        Replying to @therooster3333 @USATODAY

        How much tinfoil do you sprinkle on your cereal in the morning, mate?

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      8. therooster33‏ @therooster3333 Aug 21
        Replying to @dezzthehumanist @USATODAY

        Not as much as you put on your head I bet. That's the problem with ppl that don't want the truth. They would rather hide in their rooms and wear tinfoil hats then do anything that might make the LEFT hate them. I use to be you sad to say.truth will come out

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