I was at a bar once and this girl came up behind me and grabbed my ass. I turned round and kissed her neck and we proceeded to make out. Ended up at my house where we made love and then I made her breakfast in the morning. Wish I had her phone number so I could have her arrested.
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Par for the course.
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Well there u go, another one of the elites......
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