whyyy am I just hearing about this I'm fuckin dying 
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Still cheaper than a DUI.
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What a dope!!! Just keep drinking...
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Which one is it (blacked out) or drunkenly ordered- can’t be both
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Time for rehab...
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He should sue the distillery that makes his favorite alcohol, since they caused this situation ! !
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If that doesn’t teach you a lesson on being stupid drunk nothing will! At least he only lost some money. Money can be replaced,
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Fools and drunks. Got both covered.
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Maybe he won't drink himself onto a stupor next time. He should consider himself lucky that that's all that happened to him.
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State uses Telegram.
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