Woohoo! Asparagus water and eight-dollar heirloom organic cabbages delivered right to my door!
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Wha? Asparagus water is a thing? Say it isn’t so!

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It was, briefly. It was literally a bottle of water with a raw asparagus stalk. The sheer amount of ridicule led it to be yanked from the shelf. (I personally think it was a WF employee testing the gullibility of its customer.)
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There’s a related article with Whole Foods saying asparagus water was a mistake before yanking it from their shelves. I can’t imagine any use for this. Ever. Neither could my bf who was a professional chef.pic.twitter.com/jK4uMuMLbP
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Great. Inner city dwellers without access to fresh wholesome foods will now have a choice.
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Does this mean
@Instacart got the boot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LibTURDs are so lazy...
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@lagardeg Well this is convenient. -
@WholeFoods still hasn't figure out their pricing model. I'm loyal to the regional@HEB@CentralMarket brand!
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