Just be Honest 
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Tell your boss you're dead, and the voodoo priestess cannot re-animate you until tomorrow
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I’m sorry I can’t make in today...I have a bout with acute veisalgia...I should be better by Tuesday but will contact you if it does not clear up by then.
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Why tho? It’s just a game (ducks)
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