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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY Jan 18

    Fart lands are definitely the best lands.http://ow.ly/UJFj30hS25Y 

    5:05 PM - 18 Jan 2018
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      2. Tartan Tony‏ @TartanTony71 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY @WaddleandSilvy

        Farts are always followed by laughter & laughter is good. Therefore, farts are good! Sharts are the exception...sharts are bad.

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      3. Michael Madden‏ @unimike958 Jan 18
        Replying to @TartanTony71 @USATODAY @WaddleandSilvy

        Whoever started the fart blame is the one whom farted. ;)

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      1. Silly Jesus‏ @sillyjesus1 Jan 19
        Replying to @USATODAY

        This would make the best Christmas cartoon ever @pattonoswalt should do the voice. Charlie the Flatulent Christmas Angel and Other Poetic Stories of Joy https://www.amazon.com/dp/1940671469/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_V4ByAb6E9MV45 …

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      1. Lisa M. Villa‏ @villalisam Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        My husband is from fart land. They are a gentle people.....

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      1. PJ Quinn‏ @pjqonu Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I'd vote for her.

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      1. Matthew Burchfield‏ @MatthewBurchfi3 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        Agreed. 😁❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤♾♾

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      1. Melissa Phipps‏ @melphipps Jan 19
        Replying to @USATODAY

        News!

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      1. Trish McGurn‏ @pmcgurn21 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Why are all kids obsessed with farts and poop? Mine included, of course, back in the day. Oh wait, that was yesterday.

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      1. PhoKingL‏ @diijonn Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        True dat fam but don’t Ferget about the diarrhea plains

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      1. Travis Jones‏ @travjones81 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        That's great fart news

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      1. Janine Goodwin‏ @j9good Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I read it to my daughter. She gives it a thimb’s up!

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      1. dorkpoet81‏ @dorkpoet81 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Priceless

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      1. US Senator Blah blah‏ @theTomSmith73 Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        newz!!!!!

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      1. @WestLoopTom‏ @WestLoopTom Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        cc @KISSKaelin

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      1. Ranger, Rick‏ @1mikegolf Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        This is disgusting, more so because this goblin murdered his wife.

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      1. RFlx  👉🏻 👉🏻‏ @rodrigojsf Jan 18
        Replying to @USATODAY

        RIP media.

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