Nothing exciting ever happens on my flights but delays 
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Looks like the FBI have too much time on their hands. Investigating mile high romps

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My thoughts exactly!
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Not sure there was much to investigate there.
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What's the big deal?
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That’s only the half mile high club

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Having flown across country recently I’m amazed she was able to bend over in the seat. Must be a gymnast.
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And why does your headline only mention the woman like the man was an innocent party. He was apparently the sober one doing this.
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She took double dose

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Bucketlist checked
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Shouldn’t the FBI be looking for all the terrorists that The Donald claims are coming into the country by minute.
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I'm not certain that, "less than cooperative" are words I'd go with to summarize..
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Sounds like the couple was “extremely careless” but not grossly negligent and didn’t “intend” to break the law. No foul, according to Comey.
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Slut
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What a killjoy, the person who went to the row to witnessed it then went to rat them out.
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