I'm excited to watch the 2030 Netflix docudrama about the Amazon Key murders
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So in order to protect the $25 in plastic cups and tableware I ordered I should grant access to literally everything I own?pic.twitter.com/2fnmUmXAP1
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As long as you're there, be kind and water the plants and take my dog out
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Our UPS guy does! Lets the dog out, brings me stuff from my husband. It’s awesome.
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Sure! My husband works for UPS in a really small town. It’s a handy feature.

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It's a long drive to MD, but my dog will be waiting

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He’ll have to cross his legs!
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I love shopping on Amazon but I will never give them or anyone else access to my home
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#tech and design...but no.#AmazonKey is a step too far. Where could this possibly go wrong?#WednesdayWisdom#Amazonpic.twitter.com/C6HQTJOjmEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No more stolen pkgs BUT your house may or may not get ransacked
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Technology is just getting dumb now!!! Going backwards people!
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Give strangers the keys to your car and they can fill it up with gas also
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Dropped your package off. P.S. your underwear smell amazing
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This isn't going to end well ...
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Worst idea ever - why don’t you just leave the door wide open? My Chihuahua wouldn’t allow it

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