He's already blind to what America needs. Lrt him look
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another moment in which the aides treat Trump like a toddler. Cc:
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The Secret Service would have tackled Trump to the ground to prevent him from getting eye damage - but they ran out of money
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I imagine a secret service agent lunging overhead, placing his body between the sub and the president's face. "Nooooooooooooo!"
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Where's Clint Eastwood when you need him?
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His next tweet: I looked. It didn't hurt my eyes. Fake News. Fake Science. (Is there a more stupid man on the face of this earth?)
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The whole family wore their glasses as little as possible. They must feel they're too cool for nerdy protective glasses.
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They should use this photo to create the official presidential portrait.
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I have the best eyes, the best eyes
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Oh my god! WHO FREAKIN CARES?!?! How is this news?!?!
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It's news because you can't make this shit up!


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That doesn't make it news.
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