who didn't know this?
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Cake sucks. Eat pie.
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Yum..streptococcus upside down cake.
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So does kissing... duh. Who gonna be the A-hole to say to granny, I don't want cooties on my 7 layer chocolate cake.
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Well what the hell do we use then?? Cans of compressed air?
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well duh!
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And you get to eat it too...
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In other news: Mammals breathe oxygen.
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Im a gat guy. Im still in!
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Thats fat guy or gat wtf ever
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Like people already couldn't have figured that out
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I just keep my fingers crossed at the kiddie parties & not think about it or I could not eat it. What's a kid to do, skip cake?! Not!


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And to think that a Mexican tradition is to dunk the birthday boy's face into the cake!
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Yet I still haven't died or gotten sick from eating birthday cake.
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Especially if you're old and in the way.
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Alright yeah, if Gramma, Grampa, or Aunt and Uncle have serious virus, or bacterial infection you aren't gonna have them at a party anyway!
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