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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 3 Aug 2017

    "John Kelly looks like his idea of a good time is reading a Tom Clancy novel out loud to a 14-year-old bloodhound."https://usat.ly/2u3o1dz 

    4:40 AM - 3 Aug 2017
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      1. LJD Merchants‏ @ljd_merchants 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I used to watch Seth Meyers. Used to.

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      1. Jim Voden‏ @jveee18042 3 Aug 2017
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        Seth, I believe the Canadian border is still open and they would welcome a man of your wealth and...and..

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      1.  🇺🇸 The Meme Wars  ❌‏ @steve_durnan 3 Aug 2017
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        Seth Meyer's idea of a good time is dropping the soap in a prison shower.

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      1. Don Scotter‏ @sdcoyote73 3 Aug 2017
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        Well he's not the worst, Colbert takes that honor, but Meyers is just behind. None of late nite is funny. Johnny Carson we need you.

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      1. Maximus‏ @RonSulley323350 3 Aug 2017
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        Love his stuff...m

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      1. tal weissman‏ @WeissmanTal 3 Aug 2017
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        pathetic no talent trying to please the master????

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      1. M. Steve Heartsill‏ @sheartsill 3 Aug 2017
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        Well, my idea of a good time is NOT watching @sethmeyers ...

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      1. Lou Nehls‏ @LouNehls 3 Aug 2017
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        Waste of time to read what you have to say

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      1. Steven Chickos‏ @mzschickos 3 Aug 2017
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        I really don't see how people think Seth is funny?? Didn't like him on SNL and never watched his late night show because of #LackOfHumor

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      1. Kim‏ @ballofsonshine 3 Aug 2017
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        He is a Marine, I was told never say WAS a Marine. If you want the camp watched get a Marine.

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      1. Kenny  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @aircavguy 3 Aug 2017
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        Any you are a HUGE POS for giving him coverage!!!

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      1. Louie Garrett‏ @tacticalcoxn 3 Aug 2017
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        Wow, mocked a 4 star general. Stay classy.

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      1. Debunk The News‏ @DebunkTheNews 3 Aug 2017
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        Seth Myers looks like a bloodhound

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      1. Trudi‏ @Trstmar 3 Aug 2017
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        That's not mocking. That is just funny and there is nothing mean about it.

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      1. Amanda Burrow‏ @aburrow76 3 Aug 2017
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        I thought he was still on another show I don't watch any more?

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