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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 29 Jul 2017

    What it's like to be a comedy writer during the Trump erahttps://usat.ly/2vTDoq4 

    2:00 PM - 29 Jul 2017
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    • 77 Likes
    • Rachelle O'Neil kashif ali vacation srilanka Darrell Gillen Gbenga A Shadare Anna Maria Rosario David McIntosh Zedsalim KatVonay
    18 replies 24 retweets 77 likes
      1. PatR‏ @NoParty2016 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        lmao!! they are called Journalists now and work for USA Today!!!!

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      1. kcimary‏ @kcimary 29 Jul 2017
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        They make jokes for the echo chamber. Nice!

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      1. Arlene Gibbs-Smith‏ @Arleneandwhirrz 29 Jul 2017
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        😂😂😂a comedians dream

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      1. Woody Hydrick‏ @woody_hydrick 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        More difficult than milking a cat?pic.twitter.com/B55UzYfKV5

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      1. Kander‏ @kinportss 29 Jul 2017
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        Not laughing. Sick of watching bias Trump bashing.

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      1. The Sports Guy‏ @smsportsguy 29 Jul 2017
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        Probably pretty easy because there's so much material to choose from

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      1. Al‏ @Al33133448 29 Jul 2017
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        They don't look like future Seinfeld's !

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      1. tahsan_arif‏ @TahsanArif96 29 Jul 2017
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        All things

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      1. Lynn B‏ @CaliDeplorable2 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Hard to keep making up new conspiracies every day? 🤔🤔🤔

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      1. Bill Burdette‏ @Burd29 29 Jul 2017
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        What is easy money?

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      1. Candy Lane‏ @21pearls1908 29 Jul 2017
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        Oh my gosh..you can't get better cliff notes and material than what's coming out of the wh #bigdummypotus45 and now Scary.rucci🤣..can't wait

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      1. Satire 24/7‏ @Satire247 29 Jul 2017
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        Ask #USATURDAYISFAKENEWS STAFF....

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      1. Brad2theBone‏ @JTCMD 29 Jul 2017
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        "If [mocking the president] is a constant thing on a nightly basis, eventually you’re all doing the same joke," Jay Leno

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      1. Brad2theBone‏ @JTCMD 29 Jul 2017
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        It's like they're telling the same joke over and over. They can't hide from the hatred inside their souls.

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      1. Phil the Shill‏ @just_one_ell 29 Jul 2017
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        They look a right bunch of twats.

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