Thank god he wasn't born on United!
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I was born in a hospital, can I get free health care for life?
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What a perk!
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The kid born at McDonalds is thinking about his life decisions right now..
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What's with the rainbow colored logo?
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That's cool
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LADIES YOU BETTER GIVE BIRTH ON A PLANE FREE MILEAGE KMSL
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The luckiest baby to gain flight for a lifetime.
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Wow all expectant mothers get a ticket on an airplane. It will pay the child's passage for life
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M-O-R-O-N
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Great PR move
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Just aloft ¡
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