I'd make a dad joke about cheese and farts, but... that's "[lactose] in tolerance".
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Say "crack" again
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Melted cheese is delicious, but I've been dairy free for two months, and I miss ice cream more than cheese. At least I feel better.

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Moe, Larry, cheese!
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Sigh.....of course.
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I can quit any time. Any time at all. No problem.
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I agree a nice sharp cheddar or blue cheese yummy
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I love cheese. All cheese. It's a gift from heaven
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B.S. eat toecheese.
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