@united the only record they will break is being the worse airline in the world.
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Well, I'd never pay to board
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If they don't drag you off.
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Will be harder for them to drag you off the plane.
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Yeah that's just what airline travelers want: to spend 18 hours with a flight crew that gets irritable and calls security during a 4 hr trip
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Fine, if they tranquilize me
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