@club_reid Yo, that damn #trump is killn me. I can't drink enuf to push thru his crap
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"Excuse me, I have to change my diaper"
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Puff Puff Pass n*gga!
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"When the alcohol isn't enough?Drink-smoke-I don't know, so confused! Help me!"

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Nitwit taking a coffee break?
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Uncle Chucky is a stoner, loves to play with Obama's boner.
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After a long cocktail hour
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I need two minutes I gotta pee
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Since they won't do their jobs!
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@SenTedCruz owned it.
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This is only my second coffee and I gotta pee again!!
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Yes, I'll have two tacos with lots of cebolla and cilantro please.
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"Dude when I was at Woodstock the weed was just as strong as the Music!"
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