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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 19 May 2017

    Holy Moly! Lawmakers are hilariously captioning that photo of Sen. Schumer. How would you caption it?pic.twitter.com/04kfnkHlWU

    9:07 AM - 19 May 2017
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      1. Dyck-robin-Greyson‏ @dyck_robin 19 May 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        @club_reid Yo, that damn #trump is killn me. I can't drink enuf to push thru his crap

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      1. Unipopcorn‏ @GMKnowBoulder 20 May 2017
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        No words neededpic.twitter.com/ypSJUILZHC

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      1. Greg LaRue‏ @lgreglarue 19 May 2017
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        "Excuse me, I have to change my diaper"

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      1. Lu‏ @jllgraham 19 May 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/0Wan1OztoU

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      1. Clyde p‏ @irieone1965 20 May 2017
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        Puff Puff Pass n*gga!

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      1. CC‏ @Support4USA 19 May 2017
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        "When the alcohol isn't enough?Drink-smoke-I don't know, so confused! Help me!" 😜😜

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      1. AnthonyD‏ @DinittoAnthony 19 May 2017
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        Nitwit taking a coffee break?

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      1.  ⚡️ Bear  ⚡️ 💣 💥 💥‏ @Bear__Naked 19 May 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Uncle Chucky is a stoner, loves to play with Obama's boner. 🍆

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      1. peggie waters‏ @jbw1223 19 May 2017
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        After a long cocktail hour

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      1. kaa12dogs‏ @kaa12dogs 19 May 2017
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        I need two minutes I gotta pee

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      1. sheryl kenczewicz‏ @SKenczewicz 19 May 2017
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        Since they won't do their jobs!

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      1. Jacki‏ @jacquealantern 19 May 2017
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        @SenTedCruz owned it.🤣

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      1. Dave‏ @DiamondDave724 19 May 2017
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        This is only my second coffee and I gotta pee again!!💦

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      1. Mestizo‏ @alexuhd 19 May 2017
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        Yes, I'll have two tacos with lots of cebolla and cilantro please.

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      1. Alex Cernoff‏ @ACPub101 19 May 2017
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        "Dude when I was at Woodstock the weed was just as strong as the Music!"

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