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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 12 May 2017

    Even Meryl Streep has fallen victim.https://usat.ly/2qe2jSS 

    7:05 PM - 12 May 2017
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      1. Wolf‏ @nwolf166 12 May 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        That is exactly how not to cut an avocado.

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      1. Ɛɾìղ 🍁 🍂‏ @ErinaceousOne 12 May 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        If you manage to slice your hand while cutting an avocado, it's not ripe enough. A perfectly ripe avocado should be cut with a butter knife.

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      1. Casetopia Media Supply‏ @Casetopia 12 May 2017
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        scoop it out whole with a large spoon then slice

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      1. Ron Polland‏ @RonPolland 12 May 2017
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        It's not just avocados - it's also bananas and anything else soft that people try to cut with a sharp knife while holding it in their hands.

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      1. Rey (=^_^=)‏ @_FallingSlowly_ 12 May 2017
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        Meanwhile Mexicans...pic.twitter.com/HCu4UiimCs

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      2. Trev‏ @I_am_Hul 12 May 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/C5E6GmRX0O

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      1. Sandra Sotto‏ @mangaranon921 13 May 2017
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        Delicious as ice cream. But use evaporated milk for better results.🐔

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      1. Speecher‏ @talkdecoeur 12 May 2017
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        I'd put the warning on the knife

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      1. Robert Ficke‏ @rvfracer 12 May 2017
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        That just shows how stupid the Libs r

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      1. Robert Perales‏ @rperales701 12 May 2017
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        How RUDE!! Why offend Avocados by mentioning that has been Streep. What did the poor Avocado ever do to you?? Lucky the Avocado doesn't SUE!

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      1. cathy bee‏ @cathybee2 12 May 2017
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        Peel the damn thing first! Takes 10 seconds.

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      1. Chet Baxter‏ @totalchet 12 May 2017
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        Wow USA TODAY, couldn't think of anything else to report on than people cutting themselves while cutting fruit?

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      1. teresaentalca‏ @teresaentalca1 12 May 2017
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        How does "gringos" slices avocados? What a weird thing to happen!

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      1. Athena Cruz‏ @kjfkugkujvj 12 May 2017
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        Streep is old enough to know how to cut an avocado, by now.

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      1. Cave Men For Equal Rights‏ @Volundr111 12 May 2017
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        Never heard of her

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      1.  🌊 Diane  🎶  ⚡️  🌉‏ @JGBeautifulSong 12 May 2017
        Replying to @GrabbytheRUSKIE @USATODAY

        I slice in half & scoop out with spoon, but Oxo has one.

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