GOD DAMNIT
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A truck just drove past my office without crashing.
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How big is it compared to JerryWorld?
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What about diamonds around Uranus?
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What's the impact on our satellites and space junk?
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Then why bother. Why is. This news???
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Do we have a plan if it would hit????
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Have you never seen the movie "Armageddon"?
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@NASA probably has a plan not involving Ben Affleck. I'm fine either way - I've been a prepper since y2k - End of conversation
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sorry mother
no intercourse collision for you tonight just a quick brush past of what could have been
so
yet so romantic
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whew!!
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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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That's huge?
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Get me Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton and Ben Afflek
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