Over sell a time share at a resort & go to the jail. Over sell a time share on a plane & call it just another day. 


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Passenger was boarded! No violation of rules of carriage!
#fakenews paid by#PEPSI and#UnitedAirlinesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Who are the four
#UnitedAirlines employees that can't afford their own airfare ?#UnitedAirlinesSucksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Where's the Carter Page/
#TrumpRussia story? Burying the lead, don't ya think?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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