FARTS (after the HONEYMOON PHASE) do NOT smell as sweet as they once did
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Because my wife like to spread out and take the whole damn bed......... Maybe its time for a California kingsize?
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Many unhappy marriages
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I am one of them
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If I was married I would want my own bedroom.
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b/c of Snoring. Plus you have more energy for sex, whichever bedroom (room lol) ur in! I'm the one that snores
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Not if I had her!
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then y be married.
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I am so glad I'm not the only one who has been contemplating doing this.
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