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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 17 Mar 2017

    "Your heart is so small it makes your tiny hands look like catcher mitts."http://usat.ly/2m9yrrP 

    5:21 AM - 17 Mar 2017
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    • Rachel Manchester Jenn Jenn Justin VanPaemel Leigh Arturo Martinez-mora Patty B Allen Journafied Tina Snyder Porcia Winters
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      1. Bridgette‏ @Bduncan123 17 Mar 2017
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        😂😂I should have worn pull-ups before watching this one😂😂😂funny stuff..Trump is Gods gift to comedians

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      1. Dean M.‏ @dreamndean 17 Mar 2017
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        .@USATODAY He's old but has never faced such hardship, silver spoon syndrome!

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      1. @RJV‏ @RJVForAmerica 17 Mar 2017
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        .. what do we do when we have no money or in debt, we cut back.

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      1. Gotta Brand New Bag‏ @willhubert 17 Mar 2017
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        i'm sure all organizations would take donations from Hollywood. have money 2 keep in their pockets but tell everybody how 2 spend

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      1. PolSigher  🇺🇸‏ @PolSigher 17 Mar 2017
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        @noellekompa His Closer Looks are hilarious! Out of all late night I look forward to the laughs!

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      1. Bridgette‏ @Bduncan123 17 Mar 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂love the hand jokes

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      1. John Berger‏ @jab425493 19 Mar 2017
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        This guy is about as funny as a wet fart.

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      1. J0S 9,7‏ @D_jos91 17 Mar 2017
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        lol jajajaja😁

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      1. Rizzenman‏ @Rizzenman55 17 Mar 2017
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        Desperate #USATurday headline grabbing fail. You are so sadly desperate.

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      1. Janet Fincannon‏ @catperson8 17 Mar 2017
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        Childishness

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      1. Jaye Johnson‏ @JayeJohnson32 17 Mar 2017
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        Agreed! What is the bench mark for it also! How do you judge it! Seniors C. send in your poop today!

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      1. Casey‏ @cstew17 17 Mar 2017
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        only like 3% of Meals on Wheels funding comes from the Feds so calm down

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      1. Brad Eickman‏ @bradeickman 17 Mar 2017
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        Who?

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      1. Edie Tobul‏ @SnowBirdAnne 17 Mar 2017
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        😡⬅️

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